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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

@punkeropercyjackson

I need luck, my boss wants to call me tomorrow

Love it, Someone please write it and tag meeeee!

the funniest part is that neither of them were anywhere near secretive about their relationship, we've just been so used to queerbaiting by literally everyone involved with spn that we didn't think anything of it

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

i rb'd this before a competition thing that my class worked on. we ended up catching up to 4th runner up despite everything (we weren't even expecting it) and im telling u. the potato is real

michael should travel back in time to 5x22 for no reason. because it'd be funny as shit. he'd hear his past self say "adam isn't home right now" and fucking lunge at him and lucifer would just be left standing there like WHAT the fuck is happening

Quick reblog to give your mutuals an absolutely fantastic 2023

thinking about dean living an intricate double life online pretending to be a housewife from lawrence, kansas

crucial that he keeps this up for like. years. and tells no one

he has like, friends, who he's been catfishing through faceapp

like essentially sometime in like early season nine he starts just posting recipes without a ton of personality because he's gotten excited about cooking and is getting good at it. but he doesn't talk about himself really. and this continues for like a year or two. and then he starts getting like comments and stuff and he realizes he needs to start like making up personal details. because like, he's dean winchester, dead serial killer. he needs to lie about himself online to some degree, so he has to create a character. and like, posting recipes online is for women. so the character has to be a woman. it like doesn't occur to him that since he is a man online posting recipes, men must be allowed to do that and he could create a male character to embody. like it's not that he's embarrassed that He, As A Man is posting recipes. it just doesn't occur to him that his persona could be a man.

#can’t decide if he’s accidentally given himself 5 kids because he keeps making up a different child that will only eat veggie bacon#or if he has exactly 2 fake children named after rockstars with long fake histories built up over the years#Joan went through a pony phase in 2015 Floyd loves fire trucks now#he describes his husband as being like John because that’s what A Husband is supposed to be like#but all the little stories about him are like#my husband went away on a business trip again woe is me#when he came home he wouldn’t even eat his favorite meal of medium rare hamburgers because he said he’s not hungry#recipe below#Bess and Garth have been following him for years they have no idea

#Dean starts realizing he may have feelings for Cas and needs someone to talk to about it#but can't bring it up to anyone in his real life#so he reaches out to his online friends#and thus begins the adultery plotline