I dont even necessarily think Stan is the best tumblr sexyman but Caine was robbed in an earlier round and theres no way im letting a blond man with US standard face proportions take the win
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I dont even necessarily think Stan is the best tumblr sexyman but Caine was robbed in an earlier round and theres no way im letting a blond man with US standard face proportions take the win

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my brother hit me on the head with a wiffle ball bat doe sthat count
Count for what????
i feel like i withhold meaning and depth in my own art because i'm afraid of making something vulnerable and putting it out there in the world i guess
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

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I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
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roach:
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YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
i’m frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string “mfc-ads” repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add “batches” of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older “indentation” reblog format to the current “caption” style format [10]
@the-universe-at-large’s reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the “indentation” formatting despite the wider website’s migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blue’s post [13], they noticed that @roach’s root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasai’s reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

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you know who else is ace?
YOU, THE READER, FROM REAL LIFE
YOU from Real Life is asexual!
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"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
Real funny of soap to get out of jail only to immediately start falling on floors 🤨
What the fuck did I mean by this

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Alright, here’s my aroace culture is statement
Aroace culture is, despite knowing deep down that your sense of self worth comes from within and that your friends all love you, still having that wanting of someone falling in love with you.
Platonic relationships can be just as if not even deeper than romantic ones, I’ve seen it countless times through my rich, lifelong friendships. My friends mean the world to me, and I know they love me too. However, you see the way they act towards their partners, the way that they describe their crushes and whatnot, and even though a romantic relationship is not something you want AT ALL, you still can’t help but want someone to view you the same way too.
The way this alloromantic world is set up ingrains the idea that romantic relationships have priority over friendships into people, and unfortunately I am one of these people too. Is this just me being jealous of my friends’ partners getting to do with my friends what I wanted to do with them (cuddling, hugging) for years? Maybe. Am I scared that one day, when my friends all get married and settle down, that I’ll be left behind to fend for myself? Yes.
Do I just wish to be viewed as someone’s priority, someone’s number one, someone’s everything? Wholeheartedly, yes.
I love my friends. They mean the world to me and I just want to cuddle with them, love them, be a part of their lives forever. However, in this romantic world of ours, even friendships spanning decades come second to partners who just met a few months ago.
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