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bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

Okay I know what you meant but you sound like a murderer

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

This is exactly what I want.

if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me

thanks for respecting women bro

Awesome!!

Me

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

yo why do adults try to tell middle schoolers not to dye their hair or cut it weird or dress strange. Middle school is the most miserable time of anyone’s life, let them have fun and get a mohawk or something. They don’t have colleges to impress or a boss to worry about. They’re 12. Let them be less miserable with their blue hair and bad fashion (so long as it’s weather appropriate! I don’t want anyone wearing only a tshirt and jeans in winter!!!) It won’t kill you to let your kid exercise some control over their appearance that literally will not follow them their whole lives. Who cares if your kid wants to wear unprofessional clothes. They’re a kid, they don’t need to be professional.

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word