Just Let It Happen

i think cyclists are so funny with their little outfits and their little sunglasses and the way they travel in packs like the anchovies from spongebob 

hi, buddy! wanna cookie? huh? here’s two. do you want another one? do you think it’ll fit? hehe so greedy. i’ll give him this little one. oh, it fits! lets add another. listen, friend, you sure you’re not gonna drop them? a mouth full of cookies!

@properrussian

Dancing isn’t for me. But this is an exception.

I guess you could say he got a taste of defeat

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.