mayo colored

visiting your grandparents when you’re not a kid anymore is like. this place was magical to me as a seven year old. it looks like a normal house now. i can remember thinking there was something hidden in the garden. there’s a feeling buried here i may never be able to reach again.

Whenever I feel unwell I simply think about the glory of how a Romeo and Juliet/Sherlock Holmes crossover crack gnome au was not only written but made into a full length animated movie

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

the concept of growing into love is so much more intriguing than falling in love. it's like, on all our good days and bad days, I will choose to love you, I will learn with you, I will live my life with you and we will grow into and with each other through the passage of time

I'm just a simple white man I see a loaf of bread and a block of cheese and I think well that's just fine

it’s so easy to accumulate blind spots in what should otherwise be common knowledge. when i was little i got sick and missed 1 day of class and for the next 8 years i just didn’t know how to read an analog clock

Bimboification

why did you say that

When he was a guest on Game Grumps, he told a story about playing Wii for the first time. It was at one of these big music industry person party things and he was just trying to fit in and relax. Someone suggested trying out this new crazy motion controlled video game called Wii. They fired up Wii Bowling and Al promptly (accidentally) threw the controller at the TV as hard as he could

I cannot believe the wii warning sillhouette guy was weird al

Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

FURRIES👏ARE👏THE👏PATRON-GENTRY👏OF👏THE👏21st👏CENTUNRY👏

Work with cats for a living, can confirm