Everybody's got the right

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

what is the january mood?

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

this is fuckin bad

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

boss make dollar i make dime so i watch top 10 fortnite deaths on company time

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

Am I having a fucking stroke

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

Epic

Today just doesn’t stop huh