#it is done

AKA a list of things I've manifested to make this year an amazing one, like every year before it!

° my glowup and complete desired appearance from head to toe (down to my hair, teeth and nails).

° perfect health in my body and mind (no chronic sensitivity or pain, no dental issues, no stomach aches or even headaches, etc.)

° my impeccable grades, extracurriculars and school career (awards, recognition from peers and staff, etc.) at my universities.

° being accepted to transfer to my dream school, and everything going smoothly within that process (scholarship/financial aid, passport, visa application, flight, general safety, etc.)

° my social medias all blowing up (youtube, tiktok, tumblr, substack, pinterest).

° my immediate family accepting my queerness and atheism.

° money consistently flowing to me and never running out.

° a fun year, just like a movie. impromptu nights out, a good group of friends, events to attend, memorable hangouts both chill and more highkey, etc.

° multiple sps dispersed throughout the year (sorry yall im going lowkirkenuinely)

° (new addition) shifting effortlessly to my other realities with no methods or build up necessary.

I'll check back in every so often with my inevitable success stories as the year goes on!

Spock has realized he's in love with Captain Kirk. In fact, he's 83 percent sure Jim will return his feelings. Those are pretty good numbers! ....But maybe they could be better?

+ data visualisation:

here are the final findings:

arthur glances at merlin’s mouth 209 times. merlin returns 108. arthur remains the thirstier participant from pilot to finale, at no point did this gap meaningfully close. arthur pendragon may be a king, but statistically speaking, he is also the most embarrassing participant in this show. that’s just science.

merlin’s slutty little neck appears 144 times, with 127 of those occurring in seasons 1-2 alone. the dramatic collapse after season 2 leads to a near-total disappearance of The Throat in seasons 3-5. this decline also coincides with the upward trend in merlin’s homicide rate beginning in season 3. this data strongly suggests an inverse relationship between throat exposure and his emotional stability: as his hope and happiness diminishes, both his body count and his neckerchief rises.

arthur makes physical contact with merlin 312 times across the series: 250 instances of normal human contact and 62 incidents classified as Freak Behaviour (thrown objects, aggressive manhandling, and weapon-adjacent foreplay).

for two characters who spend nearly every waking moment together, rely on each other emotionally and physically, and repeatedly risk their lives for one another, there is something deeply unwell about the fact that they only refer to each other as “friends” a total of 20 times. statistically speaking they would rather die, kill, or stare at each other’s mouths than verbally acknowledge what they are to each other.

finally, arthur being told that he’s loved only 7 times across the entire show is actually insane when you consider how badly he wants it :/

this now concludes the analysis. thank you for following this longitudinal study. we are all worse off. please direct all complaints to the BBC itself.

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“I just…wanted to know if you’d be interested in trying something. It’s totally okay if you’re not into the idea, obviously.”

Ilya’s ears perked up. He’d had some of the best sex of his life following basically those exact words. He rested his head on Shane’s shoulder, reaching over to take his hand. “Keep talking.”

“Well, we have another week here together, and I was thinking. What if you could, uh. Have sex with me whenever you wanted?” Shane asked quietly, turning his hand over in Ilya’s so they were palm to palm, lacing their fingers together. “And I couldn’t say no? Or I mean, I could say it, but you wouldn’t listen.”

Ilya inhaled sharply and lifted his head from Shane’s shoulder, studying him. He looked tense, but hopeful. Eager. “I would like that,” he enunciated carefully, squeezing Shane’s hand.