Energy Never Lies

My type is weird little nerds who can fold me in half but will also get on their knees for me

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

i think that whenever you sleep you should wake up with a full health bar

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

I slept for like four hours or so, and have come to the conclusion that some of y'all need to shut the fuck up sometimes. Not telling you which ones. Follow your heart I guess.

But what did you dream about

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

if it helps i also wish there was a fic