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Good luck and thanks for all the fish. 

[pm] I was making a sand sculpture and the sand started moving on its own. Ate me. Got buried for a few days.

But I’m fine.

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[pm] Wait, really? The sand ate you? Like quick sand or White Crest sand? How did that happen? Where is it? The sand? 

[pm] Oh, come on! That was a good joke.

Don’t you wanna hear about my new official girlfriend?

[pm] It was bad and you know it. :p

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[pm] Do you want to know why I hate circles so much?

They’re just so pointless, but I guess that’s how they roll.

[pm] I’m okay. It went clean through and Mina helped patch me up right after. It’s really okay, Bex. I don’t need anything. Yes, I’m alone right now, but if you want to visit, I’d be more than happy to have you. I can also go to you. You don’t need to worry, though. He won’t even be after me again. I We killed him. Brutally. 

Wait!! Please tell me what she got you for Valentine’s Day. Is she a big romantic?

He’s really kind. I like him. He a good friend to you?

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[pm] She did? She didn’t mention anything Well, okay, I’m glad she helped. Well, do you want anything? I can come by later, if you want! You-- oh. Right Maybe don’t tell Mina Maybe don’t mention that part to Mina. I think she’s still upset about Frank

Is this not weird now? You just said you killed I mean I don’t really have room to talk, I just She can be. She’s sweet and thoughtful. She got me a book on Babel and we went to dinner then walked around the park. And made out a lot 

He is, yeah. He’s a good kid. 

[pm] A warden surprised me when I was trying to enjoy a swim. But it’s okay! A strange woman saved me in more. ways than one. It was just an little iron bolt. Didn’t hurt. Too badly. I’m okay! Just a little bruised and cut up. Are you enjoying yourself there with all the teasing? :p My siblings have been incessant about it, but I’m glad they’re so accepting.

Yes, yes, but that’s my little sister you’re talking about. Gross. Yes, I did! He was doing all right when we hung out. He’s a rather sweet fellow.

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[pm] Okay, no, slow down-- a warden isn’t something small. And neither is an iron bolt! But you’re okay? Do you need anything? Does Mina know? Are you alone? Do you need anything? I already asked that I will pause the teasing for now because I’m worried, but don’t worry, I’ll get back to it.

Fine. I won’t tell you about all the cute things we do and what she got me for Valentine’s day. Oh, good. I’m glad he’s doing okay. I haven’t seen him since

[pm] Yeah, I guess I’ll have to see when I’m done healing up. Little run in with a damn warden. And don’t be an arse, Bex! Can’t believe everyone just guessed it.

Gross, don’t tell me all about kissing my baby sister! I can tell you would do anything for her. You get a special look in your eye that I love. All the special people in her life are so lovely. I’ve even met Milo and we’ve become friends.

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[pm] Healing up? What happened? Are you okay? Well, I mean, c’mon-- it’s my turn to be the know it all. Everyone did that to me when I came out, it’s like a ritual. 

Why not!? That’s not fair! You get to talk about your exploits :/ You met Milo? Is he doing okay?

[pm] I don’t think I can read 500 words a minute. I’ll make it really extensive. You can read them while you recover from your broken arm. You probably won’t break anything else reading comics! Yeah, she just said it was dangerous around ‘certain kinds of people,’ but I couldn’t get much more out of her than that. I asked if it was a supernatural thing, and she said supernatural things weren’t real. Which was confusing! 

I’m totally gonna draw a little picture!

[pm] Well, the average reading pace is about 200 words a minute. Anywhere from 400-700 is average speed reading. When I was still going to school for pre-law I learned how to speed read cause those textbooks were so long. Oh, you’d be surprised what I can accomplish in maiming myself by just sitting on a couch. Wait, were you talking to the Medical Examiner?