are you ready for another bad poem

I think it’s weird and annoying that there’s this societal push for “let women be feminine again!!!” when there has still never been any acceptance for masculine women

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i think a lot of people internalized the misogynistic idea that “men are rational and women are emotional” and just went “that’s true… but it’s a good thing!” instead of saying “that’s obviously bullshit and we shouldn’t perpetuate this belief in any form”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

Alien crab monsters who come to Earth and are utterly charmed by "tree-ization", the process where plants repeatedly evolve wood

come to think of it won't it be so embarrassing if it turns out that Star Trek was right and intelligent life universally ends up bipedal humanoid? what a shitty outcome that would be

"man it would suck if the aliens were hotties with green skin and not weird starfish" some of us don't want to live in a Peter watts novel! I wanna live in cheap wish fulfillment schlock!

demanding aliens that promptly put us on trial with a justice system that closely resembles that of our own in which we learn Valuable Moral Lessons

Your punishment will be to run the ironic punishment courts for other species of aliens, all of whom are clearly angling for some sort of sexual punishment.

actually all punishments are sexual so jot that down

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped