are you ready for another bad poem

Like - age group. There's nothing wrong with adults watching or reading stories meant for children and teens, but it IS weird when then they turn around and throw a fit that they weren't mature enough. Like how bronies complained that the lore and world-building of a show about neon-coloured ponies isn't deep and complicated enough. Or the adult audience of SU flipping that the villains weren't dispatched of with enough righteous fury.

Or tone. If you expect Clean, Wholesome Entertainment with Edifying Morals, then why do you keep watching GoT, the Murder Show About War Criminals, and its spinoffs? Find. Something. Else.

WLWMEME: 8/10 ships ♡ tara maclay & willow rosenberg

It's wild blueberry season in Sweden and I've been picking and eating my fill everyday from the forest behind my house! The entire forest floor is covered in wild blueberry bushes and the tangy taste is so cosmic, I had to paint them✨ Photos of the berries I picked!

Painting process~

1. Japanese:

Japanese is the fastest recorded language. It has a rate of 7.84 syllables per second.

2. Spanish:

Spanish is right behind Japanese and is nearly as fast with a rate of 7.82 syllables per second.

3. French

French lags just a little far behind with a rate of 7.18 syllables per second.

4. Italian

Italian is relatively slower than Spanish and French with a rate of  6.99 syllables per second.

5. English

English is among the slower languages with a rate of 6.19 syllables per second.

6. German

Before last is German with a speed of 5.97 syllables per second.

7. Mandarin

While these languages are all spoken at different rates, each will communicate about the same amount of information within a minute. That’s because the speed a language is spoken is inversely proportional to how meaning dense it is relative to its syllabary- basically, the more syllables it takes to communicate a concept in a certain language, the faster that language will be spoken on average.

Compare these sentences in Japanese, Spanish, English, and Mandarin.

まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 (mada nanimo nakatta toki, kami wa ten to chi o tsukurimashita. = ~23-24 syllables, depending on how you categorize ‘syllables’ in Japanese) Dios, en el principio, creó los cielos y la tierra. (= 19 syllables) In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. (= 15 syllables) 起初，　神创造天地。 (qǐchū, shén chuàngzào tiāndì. = ~7 syllables)

All are translations of the same line, and communicate the same amount of information. However, Japanese takes more than three times as many syllables as Mandarin to do so.

This correlates directly to how much meaning is in each syllable. In Japanese, only 5-7 of the spoken syllables out of 23-24 have any meaning on their own (including all particles). In Spanish, 5 out of 19. English, 7 out of 15. In Mandarin, each syllable has its own meaning, if modified by others.

Low key I can do Bleach style adjacent too I’m too lazy for that

(god i love yaoi)