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WELCOME TO MY PAGE ❄️

i’m mary, my pronouns are she/her and my user name is pronounced “that’s wack, man”.

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my favorite color is blue, i really like mac and cheese, but i’m lactose intolerant, i have diagnosed anxiety, ocd and depression, and i have a sneaking suspicion that i might be on the spectrum (❓⁉️❔❓⁉️❔❓)

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fandoms (the ones i like the most i think):

• percy jackson (all forms, except the movies, duh)

• kotlc

• harry potter (but not jk rowling)

• anne with an e tv show

• emily henry books

• christina lauren books

• ana huang twisted series + kings of sin series

• elsie silver’s flawless series

• will add more later

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i am writing this while procrastinating on hw bc i dont wanna do it. i love my boyfriend and i love my mutuals 🫶

my lovely lovely mutuals:

@lindssaphire @reyna-obsessed @artofluffy @bookwormgirl123 @shelfthe-reader @blythexparker @quinkquonkquank @nadzz97

@umm-bra @sadbookworm13

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hxasinthus

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

missmichaelastirling

I found myself listening to ruin the friendship wondering how fast the guy is driving when she says "you drive 85", which I assume is in mph and my brain therefore doesn't comprehend

that guy is speeding holy shit that's way too fast. dangerously fast in fact.

so then I looked up tennessee law to see what is the maximum speed allowed on highways there and it's 70 mph (112.5 km/h), so he's way over. so I am sharing with my fellow non-americans so we can appreciate that the fact that he's way over the speed limit is probably part of the narrative that's being set up from the very first verse.

my-ny

Also the speed limit on Gallatin Road is 40mph. And i have no doubt that the line is not an exaggeration

thatzwackman

i fear that speeding is a regular occurrence in american society

midnightssea

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

midnightssea

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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beastliness

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

beastliness

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

unspellable-blog

The college radio DJ has played 22 mountain goats songs in a row without comment, and I feel like someone should call and make sure they’re ok.

what-even-is-thiss

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

what-even-is-thiss

If you have genuine anxiety over this, don’t read the notes.

gouinisme

learning a lot about men on the dash today

skull-designs

Evidently autumn.

St Mary Magdalene, South Holmwood, Surrey

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radicalgraff

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

anarchopuppy

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

slipperyslideyday

[ if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear. end caption ]

itssquidbian

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

purgaytorysupremacy

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

theblackparadeisdead

I dont care if monday's wack, tuesday thursday shark attack, thursday 2 we all wear black, it's friday im in love

theblackparadeisdead

I dont care if monday's glue, tuesday wednesday stained with goo, thursday well it's also glue, it's friday im in love

theblackparadeisdead

I dont care if monday's hacked, tuesday wednesday the ninja's back, thursday change my name to jack, it's friday im in love

theblackparadeisdead

I dont care if mondays weird, tuesday wednesday grow a beard, thursday here's this sheep i sheared, it's friday im in love

#this made my day #the cure #friday i’m in love by the cure #friday i’m in love #music #parody

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