that world inverted

Horror movie about a white suburban haunted house woefully unprepared for its new Asian immigrant owners moving in because they've survived worse hauntings in Asia.

#the creepy little boy and axe murderer and old lady all in a football huddle in the haunted mirror like guys I think we need a new plan

i wanna see this from the ghosts’ pov but also they end up in a turf war with some asian ghosts that followed the family from their home country and they are getting their asses kicked soooo bad

i love that star wars comic where padmé's surviving handmaidens hold a last stand against vader but honestly if i were them i would have dedicated the rest of my life to the most comprehensive and inescapable fake haunting in the history of the galaxy. man should not be allowed two successive heartbeats without seeing his dead wife's face gazing soulfully at him across the room and slipping away before anyone sees. literally what else is the point of being a highly trained operative capable of perfectly imitating your best friend if not to torment her husband for decades after she's gone.

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

it's also really funny that despite being jesus, gideon doesn't know what a jesus is. she knows she's god's kid, conceived in perhaps the dumbest and most convoluted way possible, but has absolutely zero context for what exactly that means for her. neither does anyone else. except god. john "god" gaius is out there like "ah fuck i have a jesus now what the hell am i supposed to do with her" and even if he has in fact said that out loud while drunk, nobody would have any idea what he's talking about. he's like. pretty sure he's supposed to resurrect her so he does that (sort of). and he's sicced her on a bunch of devils/damned souls that he previously stuck in hell because he's also pretty sure that jesus is supposed to clean up hell. but so far step three has eluded him and at this point his whole necromantic space catholicism bit is just getting out of hand and he doesn't know what to do

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

Don’t be so afraid of loss that you never engage with love.

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

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