I think I'm gonna need a new disease

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

i'm headed to the devil's sacrament later if anyone needs anything

(To ths tune of eleanor rigby) 🎵ocular migraine🎵

"mommy...its hard to breathe. please can we plug my nebulizer in now...." little jimmy begs. his mother throws her triple berry truffle cream layer pound cake geek bar at his head. "IM TRYING TO CHARGE MY GEEK BAR , SONTARD. THIS IS WHY I WISH THE COAT HANGER WORKED"

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

i miss amanda young

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

cake frosting is so yucky i wish it was more popular to eat a plain cake with no frosting and just cake

is john pork john kramer's fursona

Everytime Saw is referred to as “Gore slop” or “Torture porn” an angel loses its wings.

it’s so funny when someone likes my intro and then just doesn’t follow me 😭