ready to roll into the void

Found abusive family

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

you can tell men genuinely think they deserve to live

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

game trailers will be like "you can go anywhere you want" I DONT WANNA!!!! I DONT WANNA GO ANYWHERE SHUT UP

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked socrates and he said the only thing he knows is that he knows nothing

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person