i love poison omelette
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got some kick to it i tell you what
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i love poison omelette
-1
got some kick to it i tell you what

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Literally nobody:
Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.
why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

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Nobody hates participation trophies like the type of old guy whose wife had to guilt-trip his kids with shit like "your dad is going to be sad if you refuse to pretend that he's a good father :(" to keep everything looking right.
You should really turn the sound on for this one
got chatting with a mum and daughter who live on my street because we had all stopped to pet the same cat and the wee girl goes "do you know [other local cat's name]" and I was like oh yeah that cat is my next door neighbour we're best friends! then the mum asked "do you know her human's name" and I was like lol why would I know that
these are the cats btw! the one on the left is the one we all stopped to pet, the one on the right is my next door neighbour and best friend (she comes to my window every day and screams until I come outside)
Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!
I am making everyone remember normal goose
Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here
Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !
Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!
I am making everyone remember normal goose
Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here
Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

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Rocky learns about spiders 👀
I love that Rocky is a bland beige rock with too many limbs and no face! I love that he's so unmarketable and goes against the rules of character design principles!! Yet he is SO beloved!!! he sparks joy in millions!!!! In times where big corps try to replace art with the most boiled-down-edges-smoothened slop thats supposed to appeal to everyone and in doing so: appeals to no-one-- We have Rocky. I love you Rocky.
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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass
#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk
the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being
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