CAIN You believe it? Only if you're ABEL

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

we need universal basic income so that people can make their weird creative projects without having to sell out to a studio or ship a bunch of plastic junk & we need copyright abolished so that anyone can pick up the reins of a franchise they feel has fallen short and take it in a new direction. could change the world

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

"of course this is a valid historical source. it says 'this happened' right there at the top of the page."

This is really funny considering the bible was retranslated multiple times before being translated to English

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.