That one chick.

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

Oh wow

This sent me

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

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You have only made her stronger.

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

They’re called “crisis pregnancy centers”, and their sole existence is to shame women. There was one in my hometown called Birthright that flatout called my classmates whores when they went there after getting pregnant. Girls would warn other girls to stay away but their parents would force them to go there instead of planned parenthood.

^ Also, “crisis pregnancy centers” are tax payer and state funded which means we’re paying for a service that doesn’t even have a medical license to lie, shame, and attempt to convert women during maybe one of the most vulnerable and heartbreaking moments of their life. You can’t ever tell me “pro life” doesn’t hate women.

this made me think of @glumshoe this seems like your aesthetic