ThatPersistentChinHair

GANDERS!!!!!!!

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

What the fuck did this even mean for real tho

It was the opposite of fugly

this is the most important thing in the world

Oh my god.

pikachu crew comin 4 u

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

We had a ball for being halfway through medical school and in the bags at the end we got a biscuit and a condom I'm like bitch where's my party hat

the most important lesson I’ve learned from Star Wars is that fathers and sons should never talk to each other on thin, railing-less bridges above giant chasms

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE

speak for urself i was born with titty lung