manfuck7

You don’t need to pretend to be smart anymore bud. You’re a man now. And men let their dicks do all the thinkin.

Bein a man means gettin turned on by simply existing in your own masculine body. The sensation of eatin till youre pinned to the couch by your own full belly. I mean fuck bro. You’re on the edge of cummin your dumb brains out right now, just thinkin about it. You’re a fuckin man now bro. And that means you’re gonna eat like one.

This isn’t just a kink bro. American men are becoming domesticated. Every year, you get a little fatter. A little dumber. Your attention span is shrinking almost as fast as your dick. Paying attention to a movie is getting harder, let alone reading a fuckin book. But that’s ok bro. You’re domesticated now. You don’t need to force yourself to pay attention. 30 second videos about food are much easier.

And sure, your dick is gettin smaller, but that’s ok. It feels much better that way doesn’t it bro? Feels so fuckin good when the head of your dick rests on the underside of your belly.

And even if you wanted to stop, we both know it wouldn’t happen bro. You live in America. Everything is optimized to keep you full and dumb. Portions sizes are massive. They know what a man wants. Even the cars and toilets are big. And over time, the clothing sizes at stores get bigger and bigger. Gets hard to find small sizes. It just ain’t profitable. They make much more money with l, xl, xxl, and xxxl. And they make sure to sneak elastic into everything. Even bluejeans. They know you’re a growing boy. They know you want to wear that shirt, well after you outgrow it. Big belly, tight shirt. That’s just the American style bro. Not to mention slip on shoes are all the rage. Much easier that bending down and tying shoes isn’t it?

I’ll just rest this here while I eat

The more cakes sent my way, the bigger my belly grows

For those who like things a bit greedier

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