You know it’s true bro. This is just part of becomin a man. It’s just how a man’s brain is wired. When your libido skyrockets, so does your need to eat. and the more you eat, the hornier you get. Face it bro. You’re gonna get fat, just like all your bros. You ain’t gettin out of it bud. One slice of pizza has your dick begging you for more. A man doesn’t stop until he can’t eat anymore. A man eats till he can’t fuckin move. You’re a fuckin man now bro. That means you’re gonna eat till you’re writhing on the couch, whimpering and moaning. Buckin your hips and stroking your belly while your dick drips precum. Not a fuckin thought in your dumb head. Completely hypnotized by your own masculinity. A man needs to feel big. A man needs to take up space. Feels fuckin good doesn’t it bro? There’s a reason. There’s a reason all your buddies are gettin fat too. The masculine brain just can’t resist. It feels better than sex after all. You know your belly just makes you more fuckable bro. You know the way your face is filling out makes you look hotter. You know it feels right. Because it is right. Good thing you couldn’t stop even if you wanted to.
