uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

People who you think shouldn't be paid--or should be paid, like, 1993 wages--for their work: Writers. Printers. Bookstore workers. Bartenders. Cocktail Waitresses. Museum staff.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again