Thatonekira

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Guys, if you want Yomi Milk to be available for purchase you’ll have to bother him on Twitter about it.

I'm sorry is this not the official Flork of Cows Tumblr account? I should be able to demand v-tuber milk here on this hellsite then go to the worse hellsite!

How much flork bucks do they pay you?

More than you’d think, but less than you’d hope.

2 shawarmas and a sprite?

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

hold on i need to look this up

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

I'm saying if the person who stopped me from taking over the world looked like that I took would keep doing it just to see them again.

And note, as you do, that other browsers are also throwing in all this machine learning shit, but only Firefox allows you to turn it off