Caw Caw

bringin this back because it still hits

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

caramelized onions. you agree. reblog.

Jedi Padawans weaving effortlessly through the packed streets of Coruscant without looking up from their phone for a second that’s all

#i very much love jedi behavior that’s a slight step to the side of what everyone else thinks is normal (via @independence1776​)

I mean yes, but also Jedi padawans who go “Mmm, this streets a bit crowded” and immediately take to parkouring along powerlines, billboards and railings instead, while still not looking up from their phones.

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

no you dont understand. i thought about doing that task . and also how i would do it. no stop i literally thought about it what more do you want from me

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Tumblr Code.

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

There’s like a .0001% chance any of my players will see this, but this is EXACTLY how Tasha will behave in my upcoming campaign.

this episode is a direct root cause of our generation’s severe and widespread mental illness

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

Now this is badass