witchy

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

In another life im a green summer dress hanging on a clothing line somewhere sunny

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

"i lost weight" girl i'll help you find it??? get in the car

girl who's 2 drinks in: i love you i love you and i love youuu

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together