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Men want us to be skinny and pretty and curvy and all that bullshit... Okay bitch, why aren't you Sebastian Stan??

#If my husband isn't Sebastian Stan then I'm hunting down Florence Pugh istg #sebastian stan #sexy seabass #he's killing all the ladies pow pow pow pow pow #bucky barnes #steve kemp #Nick fowler #Winter soldier #Weiner soldier

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Dorcas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Barty: Ev and I are like chopsticks actually

Pandora: Cute! Does that mean you two fit together perfectly then?

Barty: No. It means if you take Evan away from me all I'm good for is stabbing

Evan: ...

Evan: Barty's the little spoon.

#They're my special group of traumatized broken mentally unstable misfits #Thunderbolts #Marvel #MCU #yelena belova #Florence Pugh #bob reynolds #lewis pullman #Lewis Pullman #Sentry #the void #bucky barnes #Sebastian Stan #john walker #wyatt russell #ava starr #alexei shostakov #red guardian

Rest in peace Sirius Black

You would've loved Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan

#This is true #I stand by it with my whole heart #Bite me #–or is it fight me #I genuinely don't know #I'm too sleep deprived #the marauders era #sirius black #Sirius #chappell roan #guilty pleasure

Evan "I don't want any gender" Rosier

Barty "I'll change between all the genders" Crouch

#They were the least gender conforming couple at Hogwarts #Agender Evan Rosier #genderfluid Barty Crouch #Nonbinary Evan Rosier

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My imagination juices aren't flowing so I will quite literally take any writing requests rn

starkayezer

rosekiller as girl dads

#I cannot describe to you how much I have been waiting for someone to mention this #Because even if they're moderately psychotic #They would be the absolute best girl dads #And would do anything to make their girls happy

my-castles-crumbling

"If you knew my dad, you must've known Sirius Black."

"Yes I knew him. Or I thought I did."

That's a funny way to say you've literally been inside him, but go off, king.

managone16

Regulus being very, very very drunk part 5: Regulus: The sun is shining from the west!! James, chuckling: No, reg it’s from the East Regulus: No, it’s West, Potter. *Takes out pocket compass* Regulus: See you are standing in the west! James: So? Regulus, smacking James: So silly, the sun is from the west!! James: *James kisses Regulus* *Regulus starts kissing James back, then all over the face*

managone16

A girl trying to flirt with Regulus: Regulus: Sorry, I'm not interested. Girl 1: But- Regulus: Fuck off. *Girl 1, scoffing but walking away* James: That was mean, Reg. Regulus, rolling his eyes: So? Don't you know, Potter? James: Know what? Regulus: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual. Regulus: So, please, you can fuck off as well. James: Regulus, shrugging: I said please?

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Pandora: Damn it, how do Evan and Barty usually get out of these kind of messes?

Regulus: They don't. They just make a bigger mess which eventually cancels out the first one.

#I guarantee you Regulus answered this with the straightest face ever and mother-bird style disappointment in Evan and Barty #regulus and pandora #regulus cant swim #regulus arcturus black #pandora rosier #Rosekiller #marauders incorrect quotes #slytherin skittles #Slytherin Skittles incorrect quotes #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #Barty and Evan being Barty and Evan #dead gay wizards from the 70s

dorasoracle

james knows perfectly how regulus wants to be proposed. He annoted things while he was planning that, and James being James just wants to give the perfect moment for Regulus.

Regulus wants to be proposed in France, but not under the Eiffel Tower, but in a private hill among lavender camps because Regulus favorite memory from his childhood is getting lost there with Sirius during a summer where they were like nine and ten.

Regulus wants to be proposed with a gold ring because he wants that ring to stand out and he said that gold remainds him of James ( for the same reasons James wants a silver ring ).

He wants to be proposed alone, without other people because he wants to feel free to show his emotions, to cry and kiss the longer he can James ( he didn't explicitly say that, James added but he knows he is not wrong ).

James knows that Regulus wants to be proposed in the early morning, because he will be the truest part of himself at that hour, still sleepy but not disconnected from the world.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

pishposhimlost

I really need something good

zariverse

This potato works wtf😭

arayapendragon

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

iheartdoll

can’t say i don’t want some luck

lovecoatedwords-deactivated2026

wouldn’t mind some luck either

thatonefandomnerd

i might as well give it a shot lmfao 😭🤞

the-l0ser-st4r

(context: genderfluid Sirius and trans ftm Remus)

Sirius, fem day: There's a spider in our house and I told Remus to kill it and when he asked why I said it's because he's the man of the house. He looked at me and started tearing up and now he's showering me thank yous; and while I would love to have this conversation, the spider is still very much in the house and I still very much have really bad arachnophobia-

#This is so perfect in so many ways #Like I can imagine Sirius screaming their head off while Remus is bawling his eyes out in trans joy #wolfstar #genderfluid sirius black #Trans ftm Remus

deswhomst

I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way

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Barty: Whatcha doing?

Evan:

Barty: Evvvvv, I'm bored, Roseeee

Evan:

Barty: At least tell me what you're writing

Evan: (long sigh as he rubs his temples) You have a stash of cocaine under your bed, Bat, and yet your nose is always in my business

Barty:

Barty: Poetic as fuck, but it wouldn't be my personal literature choice

#Barty being dumb as fuck #And annoying #Rosekiller #murder husbands #barty being barty #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #the marauders era #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #barty crouch x evan rosier #Bat and rose

dyl-z-deactivated20260203

Rosekiller are so obsessed with each other.

I’m talking matching tattoos. Clothing with each others faces on them. Celebrating every anniversary (first kiss, first meeting, first date, etc.) Never going anywhere without the other. Outfits that compliment each other. Etc. Etc.

Everyone is sick of them but they’re too busy trying to crawl into each other’s skin to notice

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