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Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

Today my speaking partner in class was a native speaker and he was smart enough to not out himself to the professor. Like how I don’t tell the professor that I understand Spanish but haven’t spoken it much. We keep secrets. We keep our easy A stepping stones to higher levels. We don’t put ourselves in a situation where we’re getting lectured about joining a higher difficulty class that we don’t want.

I hope your professor doesn't spend too much time on tumblr!

She doesn’t use social media we’re fine

helo

Did you really make a whole sideblog just for this bit

no it is me I am your profeser and i am disssapointid in you for being in my class when u know already the smpanish

Mhm. What’s my first name then?

I know no bames but i now u are a silly silly bum for taking my classs…!

Yeah, you’d know my real full name if you were my real professor. Good luck with having this in your blog list.

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I don't like sharing my house with a tiny nude man.

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