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The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry
The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"
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Yes I support Palestine, and specifically the ability of the Palestinian people to access human and civil rights, not to mention restitution for land and properties confiscated in 1948; and no I donāt want to share physical or ideological space with activists who use crude anti-Semitic rhetoric in their support of Palestine.
I will not compromise on this.
I spent a decade trying to compromise and be a Good Understanding Jew, and itās clear: Iām not welcome. Iām done trying.
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I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:
You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chanās dad.
The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chanās dad, titled āHiroshi Nohara and meā. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).Ā But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.Ā To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphereā¦but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.Ā So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
[VD: A TikTok titled "My 10 favorite (inexpensive) holiday gift ideas for the blind & visually impaired." The first clip shows a person pointing up at the title as they voice-over: "These are my ten most favourite gifts for the blind and visually impaired".
The following items are demonstrated in the video and described in the voice-over:
1. Assorted bump dots - Various kinds of stickers with protruding dots on them that can be put onto appliances to make them more tactile.
2. Pocket money brailler - A device that allows you to imprint braille onto paper notes, indicating their value.
3. Liquid level indicator - A device hung on the edge of a container with metal prongs that detect when liquid has reached it.
4. Braille Pop-It - A pop-it with the alphabet in braille on each bubble.
5. Tactile Rubik's cube - A rubik's cube with unique textures for each color.
6. Braille color clothing tags - Tags with braille to indicate what colour a piece of clothing is.
7. Signature guide - A card with a rectangular slit in it to guide the user when writing their signature.
8. Low vision playing cards - Cards with very large and colorful numbers on them.
9. Pop-A-Cell - A plastic card with 6 bubbles you can indent to practice braille characters.
10. Talking keychain clock - A clock that says the time aloud when you press a button.
rbing again to boost my description! please make sure to rb this with a description! its a bit painfully ironic to see a video about blind people without a description... yknow, so visually impaired people can access it
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Maggots in the Corpse of an Empire: An anarchist approach to gothic literature
Hey everybody, all the wonderful people who subscribe to my Patreon already saw this last week but I wrote another one of my grouchy rambling essays that I write sometimes and this one is some reflections on how I as an anarchist spec-fic writer view my genre. I think it's pretty good but of course I would say that. It's free to read now but if you wanna toss a coin to your author then you'll get early access to stuff for only $2 a month; I'd call that a bargain.
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āAmerica sleeps ahead of you, its nightmares filled with quakes, storms.Ā Youāll need to find your own path.ā
As is so often the case with terms related to art and aesthetics, what is and is not āgothicā is infuriatingly difficult to pin down with mere words.Ā As a musical genre, subcultural lifestyle, or personal style of dress, the vast intersections between goth, punk, emo, hardcore, synthwave, heavy metal, and so on make a simple and concise definition nearly impossible to verbalize; one might as well say that a goth is a punk who wears lace while a punk is a goth with spikes.Ā Aesthetically, the gothic is a lot like pornography, in that I have no idea what it is but Iām sure Iāll know it when I see it.
Defining the gothic as a mode of literature is a bit easier, but still irritating enough.Ā In superficial terms (and, I think, in the mind of the average person), itās tempting to say something like: āA gothic story is a scary story about an old building.āĀ In every nook and cranny of the vast gulf between Walpoleās The Castle of Otranto and Faulknerās A Rose for Emily, the word āgothicā calls to mind French cathedrals, English country estates, Carpathian castles, and American slave plantations, with all of the dark secrets, unpleasant pasts, and shallow graves one expects to find in such places.Ā But, of course, if that were all there were to it, every Dungeons and Dragons campaign about an evil wizard in a tower and every horror story involving a haunted house would be gothic; and, while those things certainly can be, they arenāt necessarily.
The matter is complicated further as the gothic genre contains immense variety, and even the works that most of us agree are all gothic can be very, very different from one another.Ā A work may be in the equivocal gothic (supernatural elements are ambiguously real or unreal, as in Wuthering Heights), the natural gothic (supernatural elements are not present, as in the aforementioned A Rose for Emily), the explained gothic (what was thought to be supernatural is revealed to be natural, as in The Mysteries of Udolpho), or the supernatural or marvelous gothic (the unnatural and phantasmagorical is present explicitly, as in Dracula), and still sit comfortably under the label of gothic.Ā What, then, is the unifying factor?
To my mind, the most elegant and concise definition of what is and is not gothic was put into words by James M. Powell in 1988, writing for the Syracuse Scholar about German narrative historian Leopold von Ranke:Ā āThe great paradox of human existence is the refusal of the past to die and the danger that critical examination of the past, always fragile, may succumb.Ā Human beings live in the narrow margins between mythic pasts and hard-won efforts at understanding their past.āĀ To wit, I believe that a story becomes specifically gothic fiction rather than more broadly horror or fantasy when its central themes deal with the uncomfortable intrusion of the past into the present and the stubborn refusal of that past to die.
My opinions on literary fiction should be well-known to anyone familiar with my work, but to briefly summarize a bitter old womanās lifetime of kvetching, I find the majority of contemporary so-called litfic to be uninspired and uninteresting drivel that isnāt worth the paper itās printed on (with the few notable exceptions, such as Leslie Feinbergās incredible Stone Butch Blues or Latin American magical realism, notable as much for their rarity as their exemplary quality).Ā I find myself at home in the world of speculative fiction, in stories of imagined worlds and flights of fancy and phantasmagoria; what Professor Tolkien called subcreation.Ā Progressive speculative fiction is a genre dominated by science fiction, such as the dystopian near-future sci-fi of Octavia Butlerās Parable of the Sower and the āharderā far-future sci-fi of Ursula K. Le Guinās Hainish cycle, with works of fantasy and phantasm (such as the fantasy of Margaret Killjoy, or Le Guinās own Earthsea series) being comparatively uncommon.Ā This is to be expected; the fantasy genre is usually rooted, at least superficially or aesthetically, in the past or the present, and those artists setting out to create art dealing with progressive themes will naturally be most concerned with progress, whether thatās dreaming of a better future or ruminating on how the crimes of the present might affect the future.
However, the problem of the stubborn past is not one that can ever be discounted or ignored.Ā As the character Ulysses said in one of my favorite works of progressive near-future science fiction, the video game Fallout: New Vegas, āWho are you, who do not know your history?ā
In his 18th Brumaire of Louis Napoleon, the brilliant political economist and passable wordsmith Karl Marx famously said:Ā āMen make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under circumstances chosen by themselves, but under circumstances directly encountered, given, and transmitted by the past.Ā The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.āĀ This, to me, summarizes the essence of the gothic as much as it's a statement on real-world history and politics.Ā The past, with all of its mistakes and all of its secrets, defines and creates the present.Ā The stage of history upon which the great drama of our lives will play out was set and dressed long before we were born, and the problems of the present that we fight to fix are the purest form of the stubborn refusal of the past to die.
Ever since the people who worry about such things have condescended to turn a critical eye towards genre fiction, rivers of ink have been spilled discussing the possible utility of horror fiction and the nature of humanityās perpetual fascination with the grotesque and macabre.Ā The general consensus amongst critics and theorists, which I mostly agree with, is that horror is important both as a conceptual āsafe spaceā in which to explore the more unsavory aspects of the human experience and as an unflattering mirror providing a far too honest reflection of ourselves and the world we live in.Ā This, I think, makes the gothic a genre uniquely poised to treat with the problems of the modern world; as the past creates the present and the contradictions of the past define the issues of the present, our lives as workers are haunted by the uncomfortable intrusion of the past into the present and by the stubborn refusal of the past to die, and the phantasms vexing workers in the edifice of a dying empire are far more terrifying than those haunting Victorian aristocrats in their decaying estates.Ā After all, as the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters.
Marx also said, in his verbose and rambling but nonetheless insightful Capital:Ā āCapital is dead labor which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more the more it sucks.āĀ We artists tend to be a disconnected and self-aggrandizing group who go through life with an over-inflated sense of the importance of what we do, and I as a novelist have got my doubts about the utility of fiction as a pedagogical tool, but it canāt be denied that all art is propaganda.Ā I do believe that, when we as artists take the time to explore the gothic, we might help deliver just a few more hammer-taps onto the end of the stake being driven into the heart of the vampiric wage system.
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Ok I've failed every check so far EXCEPT the one where you try to flirt with Klaasje??? So this playthrough does not contain the iconic "I want to have fuck with you" then