La Maja Oscura

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

Hey so uh, the rich are enjoying this whole piss thing a little too much, we need a new plan

Same plan but we charge them money. With good enough hydration, we can fund UBI.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

This is literally what it’s like when you and all your friends hit 40

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

"why is there so much research on cargiver fatigue and not the anguish of being cared for?" because fatigued caregivers kill people (accidentally and deliberately) while fatigued disabled people largely don't. therefore the former policy issue is orders of magnitude more urgent. next question.

disability advocacy orgs push for caregiver relief because disabled people aren't stupid and don't want the person taking care of them to go postal. "not having fatigued caregivers" is a salient, immediate issue for disabled people's quality of life.

Misinterpreted the angle of the goat head for a sec and was like "that kitty killed a fucking unicorn".

gameoverse seems fun enough. but the cynical feminist in me can't help herself. all the male characters are like, cartoon blobs, which is contrasted strongly by the two major female characters in this pilot, both of whom are hour-glass shaped humanoid women who spend most of their screentime in swimsuits. and like that's not an outright dealbreaker but i *am* staring into the camera with my eyebrows raised.

idk i'm getting really tired of this "connecticut clark and malfina" type shit where male characters get to be Silly Abstract Little Guys but women have to be women shaped. it's this male-as-default thing that i hate where you don't need to add anything to a character design to imply male-ness but the woman better have wide hips and booba or else yknow like idk it's not outright Offensive but it is tiring