and here we see the Gamecube in it’s natural habitat. What a beautiful, majestic creature.

Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

“go bleach your roots creep!” this read

oh damn.

I don’t like those TikTok vids that are just people reading tumblr posts why r u spying on us come wallow in the mud like the rest of us

It’s like we’re gnawing at the bars of the enclosure and they’re tapping on the glass and throwing peanuts

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

Thorsty

S C L O R M P

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

A master post