wait, what?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

Ed, holding his unattached automail arm: Top 30 reasons why Ed is sorry - number 5 will surprise you! Winry: Top 30 anime deaths - number 1: Winry, suddenly brandishing a wrench: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Ive been in saw traps less difficult than this

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

I think it’s actually iconic that even though Xie Lian lost his entire family and kingdom and friends and everything that felt familiar 800 years ago and he’s been healing and growing from that ever since, he still never even considers forgiving and reconnecting with his technically alive cousin. He still fucking hates that bitch.