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“we’re destined by the universe to be together” “no i actively stalked you on twitter” oh yeah? did you also plant that knight of wands card in phil’s tarot deck?

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

do you think sappho would've had a phannie blog if she was alive today?

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

i think i need to get desensitized to dan and phil saying the word boyfriends before they post again. in a psychological way. like cbt

Phwoah dads, I agree with Phil that Dan’s hoop has gotten boring, but I don’t think he should revert back to studs, I think he should try ✨danglies✨ phummina phummina

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

this is literally it though