i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

And they’re all Vlad

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it's pretty hard to catch if youre not paying attention but phil said "boyfriend" PHAN IS REAL