I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

He got burned once and by god he will not be burned again.

We're overlooking the very real possibility that Hollywood studio executive syndrome may have taken a well known story with a well known title and morphed it into a steaming pile of shit.

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

it's made of wood because all the bronze was used to make the age, not the ships. obviously

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses