gonna do whatever the opposite of a thievery is to a bunch of clocks for the phouse

Reading a book that's so good that you want to read it and read it and read it but at the same time you don't want to read it because then you'll finish it and it'll be over. These are moments that are worth living for.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

potion of donald duck noises

Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!

Crack open a hot one with the boys

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?