Sylvester Stillstoned

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

for those nights when you cant stop thinking about her……….

Who?

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Damn I thought folks knew this …

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

These are the boys you crack open a cold one with

Also written behind him on the wall is the section of the Declaration of Independance which states all men are created equal.

this is a lot coming from a nonblack hamilton fan

I’ll never understand writers who don’t care about punctuation. It adds control,  clarity, meaning, and variety. 

My English major ass appreciates this so hard 👌🏻🙌🏻