Do Not Fear The Storm Ahead Of You

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

i have a mission for you my knight. it is of upmost import, and you must not fail: have yourself a little treat

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here