Nicole

How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing pressure of capitalism

Bruh like all of it

I’m never forgiving Mike for sitting in that car and not saying shit while his BEST FRIEND of YEARS was sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM SOBBING.

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

‘L was not nearly normal enough to run his nemesis over with a car’ i say (whetstonefires)

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

ngl i went through the first three trying to figure out which one was the wax one and it’s the exact last one i even considered

Same

I believe in the saints but not the Catholic church. God is fake but the saints could actually do all that stuff for real by coincidence.

Loving the amount of people responding to this with "god is dead but St. Anthony helps me find my keys"

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums exclusively about this weird kid from your high school

existing in dec 2021 feels increasingly like you’re the last nerdy kid in dodgeball

like you made it this far by hanging in the back and making no sudden movements but OH BOY THATS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE

Direct action

Elf on a Shelf is an invasive species, Grogu did nothing wrong