love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?

The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.

For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay

someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.

...for 36 hours?

i had a lot of time on my hands

i mean they

the horrifying ordeal of being asked not to eat nuts for an entire flight because you know there is a small child on the plane who will die if you do. too much to ask.

Other people's lives>>your pleasure

My 2 year old has a severe peanut allergy that caused him to go into anaphylactic shock the first time he ate peanut butter. It was the worst day of my life. "Managing his allergy" actually DOES include requesting that people do not eat his allergen near him for the length of a flight. That is one of the MULTIPLE precautions I take. I also make sure that I bring food for him that does not contain his allergen or have risk of cross contamination. I also wipe down the seats, arm rest, and tray table thoroughly before he sits down, I have oral antihistamines and his epipens an arm's length away from me at all times. But epipens and antihistamines are not 100% effective, and it is impossible to receive emergency medical treatment when you are stuck up in the air. Nothing is stopping you from eating your nuts once you're on the ground, by the way.

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now