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fakeliampayne: I love this app aha #friends #ross #rachel

#this hairstyle could spawn a million aus#is he the NEXT BIG THING in football; newly-transferred (from barca) chelsea midfielder who’s just won his first fifa award?#is he a hot economic professor; the one who always shows up to lectures in sharp suits and suede chelsea boots (no matter the weather)#and who somehow makes keynesian economics vaguely interesting - so interesting that every semester he has 500-capacity students#and hundreds more begging for a seat in his class? no one ever knew that the way to get a grade averages was to ensure the professor#was hot enough to inspire students to access previously-unplumbed depths of genius.#is he a motivational speaker doing his first TED talk on how to be a better Y.O.U. by LOVING YOURSELF FIRST?#is he the CEO of a fortune 500 company?#is he a music mogul setting up a small imprint label to support struggling artists of colour?#is he a prince of a little-known territory offering his first speech at the UN?#tell me universe#is he the head of the dangerous malik mafia family; newly chosen among the ranks of his father’s best soldiers.#he was never raised on the assumption that he’d get the leadership but that he’d have to earn it. and he has.#every mark on his body is testament to the kills he’s accumulated. the deadliest hitman anyone’s ever seen. so deadly in fact that on the#streets - they don’t call him by name. they just call him The Angel of death.#every one of these scenarios ends with him and harry having wild monkey sex in the cramped back seat of a silver lambo#while partition plays in the background. (via languiddreamer)

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

this is still pretty groundbreaking and its been almost 22 years

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