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Ingo getting isekai’d to the future in @caramel-caracal ’s cowboy submas au like

#cowboy submas au #fanart #reblogs very much appreciated thank you #this took me literally half a day omg jfgrhjkfhewjkdhedwjf #you would think it wouldn't coz its just drawing over a silhouette but wow #Anyways ive decided i hate drawing shoes more than i hate drawing hats #i think i've vaguely learned how to draw cowboy hats today #I dont regret making this i love it so much gejkhfjkheajklhkl #flash warning

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batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

future-crab

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

fearoftheminotaur

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

natequarter

[ID: a Bluesky thread between ND Stevenson and Lee Ostertag. Stevenson's original post reads, "Latest strain of out-of-touch Instagram comment has been ugh of COURSE you'd end up with a man and like, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM HE'S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO TURN INTO ONE". Ostertag's reply reads, "Omg are they saying I pass 💅 ". Stevenson's response reads, "LEE HELP YOURE DOING TOO GOOD A JOB THEY THINK I DUMPED MY WIFE FOR YOU". /end ID]

vibrantstarfire

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

screamting

in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"

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koviakore

DP x DC

Danny gets invited to join the Justice League. He’s a bit skeptical because it’s he’s pretty new to this universe and hasn’t had the chance to scope out the heroes yet. Eventually, they settle on letting him meet the team and join in on a couple meetings to get an idea of their morals and values. However, as soon as he arrives at the Watchtower, he zeros in on their resident demigod.

Danny: Soooo… does this universe not have child labor laws?

Batman: Excuse me?

Wonder Woman: I can assure you that we do not permit children on our team.

Danny: I am looking at a child right now. That, right there, is a child.

Captain Marvel: Uh you must be mistaken, Mr. Phantom, Danny, Sir. I am very much an adult.

Danny: …That kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet.

Flash: What? No we’ve have records of Captain Marvel going back centuries.

Captain Marvel: Exactly!

Batman: *Staring suspiciously* Hmmm

Danny: *Squints his eyes* No his magic is ancient, but he’s practically a toddler

Captain Marvel: A toddler?! I’m 10 and a half!

The rest of the League: …

Captain Marvel: I uh… I mean i’ve been around for hundreds of years

Batman: Marvel.

Captain Marvel: Damnit…

ooo-silly-worms

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

claypigeonpottery

@bazanite you are so correct

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do you have the "my, what a cool and lovely autumn poem" perchance

windcalling

[ID of poem within tweet, translated by eileen chengyin chow @ chowleen:

少年不識愁滋味愛上層樓愛上層樓為赋新詞強說愁

而今識盡愁滋味欲說還休欲說還休卻道天凉好個秋 - Xin Qiji 辛棄疾 (1140-1207)

In youth I knew nothing of the taste of sorrow I liked to climb high towers, I liked to climb high towers To conjure up a bit of sorrow to make new verse.

Now I know only too well the taste of sorrow. I begin to speak yet pause, I begin to speak yet pause And say instead, "My, what a cool and lovely autumn." ]

beggars-opera

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

kintsugi-tigerstripes

@shesmadeoutofwood

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saccharinescorpion

violet/violent

saccharinescorpion

i didn’t think that this was worth mentioning but since this observation is kind of going big on Twitter right now i might as well say: this common misconception is where i got that seemingly random title from

saccharinescorpion

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

cashmeredragon

@funnier-as-a-system

kaijuno

Look at these koi

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conronorock

yuri of the week

softtaulette-deactivated2018032

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

galbos

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

darling-highness-deactivated201

what the fuck is this newspaper

allthingswhumpyandangsty

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cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

dungeon-moss

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