CRYPTLING

i briefly thought about making a three way venn diagram of fictional couples where i am attracted to both parties but were not ready for it and you will hate it

wait i’ll make it but you guys have to be my psychotherapist and label it for me. hold on while i assemble this

thank you i literally feel like ive had a therapy session at this point

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

highkey sad/mad tom hiddleston didnt come out on stage for thor 4 

So is tumblr really not gonna talk about how Amber Heard admitted to abusing Johnny Depp after years of accusing him of doing the same thing....