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BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.