me watching a giant sentient telepathic octopus ask for explicit consent to quasi-sexually strangle a woman to death in front of a live audience for exactly 37 seconds in order to propel her consciousness into an airplane bathroom in the future:
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me watching a giant sentient telepathic octopus ask for explicit consent to quasi-sexually strangle a woman to death in front of a live audience for exactly 37 seconds in order to propel her consciousness into an airplane bathroom in the future:

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this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.
y'our
i canโt stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like itโs โโcapitalismโs faultโโ. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid
HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

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Me thinking about a joke I told last week
what the fuck, thatโs way funnier than the screengrabs
The bar is so low for menโฆ. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men
Sexist.
i am literally a man
Adam & Eve
That very faint โWhyโre you still eating the apple?โ ๐
โItโs the first thing on the syllabusโ ๐
pops the parasol right out her pussy QUEEN!
Dan Radcliffe addresses โFantastic Beastsโ Johnny Depp controversy: โHarry Potterโ kicked someone out for weed
Harry Potter star Dan Radcliffe has issued some criticisms against Warner Brothers and the filmโs production team for continuing to employ Johnny Depp despite the allegations made against the Grindelwald actor.
โI suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.โ
me @ danrad
I appreciate that heโs just veryย โyou fired a teenager for smoking weed but youโre going to defend a wife beater? Thanks for the job and everything but fuck all of you.โย
nothing but love and respect for MY Harry Potter

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You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.
In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.
I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.
I just want majestic deer on my dashโฆ..
Nature and water.
Majestic deer
โBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.โ
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.ย
She ainโt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a โZโ, ends with an โiโ, and isnโt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iโm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ฟ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donโt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donโt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iโll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iโll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheโs back lmao must reblog. Iโm sorry guys
Not taking my chances.
as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.
too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled