A Potpourri of Prestidigitations

You guys why did no one tell me "There is no antimemetics division" was a tragic love story of epic proportions. I was not prepared for this. I came for mind bending sci-fi and left damn near crying.

men will love the shining and then say shelley duvall is overacting. buddy she's carrying it

honestly I don't care that much about lotr but when my friend was teaching me magic and she whipped out Aragorn King of Gondor I almost forfeit then and there. they just have the world's most beautiful man over there what the fuck

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

Nothing is funnier to me than an evil hate wizard from an alternate dimension coming to America and naming himself Randall Flagg