Sad but Rad

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

[image description: two images of eric andre speaking to a camera with captions of what he was saying. image one reads, “You do not need to bomb universities, bomb hospitals, bomb ambulances, in the name of Jewish safety.” image two reads, “You do not need to bomb children in the name of Jewish safety.” /end id]

Love how in the Midwest if you accidentally put your car in the ditch just wait a bit. 4 men in a crew cab with a tow chain and a 12 pack of beer will show up to help you shortly. Oh, and don’t try to help them. Just stay out of their way. They live for this

Incredibly lifelike

He’s squaring up alright

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

My son who does every drug

illicit substances georg