lesbianism is a blessing

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do

When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn't count since your birthday is on that month so it's okay

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

once the word 'yay' enters your vocabulary it never leaves

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

people will see a female character and be like “is anyone gonna vilify her?” and then not wait for an answer

sorry i can’t come i’m really busy with the rpf right now

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting