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sometimes u have to see something in real life to truly get it. Elephant in pictures is like 'thats an elephant'

elephant in real life is like 'wow, that's a fucking elephant

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toastbutteregg

literallyaflame

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

literallyaflame

this is where i was popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard

cryptidcola

*whacks you with my animal crossing bug net* *whacks you with my animal crossing bug net* *whacks you with my animal crossing bug net*

beartnie

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

thesexiestselkie

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

derinthescarletpescatarian

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

transwolvie

Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!

sitcomwatcher

SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE

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arirna

memewhore

voidsnout

hold on let me google something

voidsnout

what the fuck

triflesandparsnips

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

gengarpng

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....

*unskrinkies you*

they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired

onlinebeast

What do you call these.

Clackers

Grippers

Spatula

Grabbers

Pick-ups

Pincers

Forceps

Nippers

Claws

Something else

Voting ended onJan 17, 2024

bunnybruises-blog

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disgustinggf

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

desscaras-world

forgor

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

anthropoetics

kinder than man, athea davis

inkskinned

oh, i am finally old enough to know why my parents took so long to grab their coats. why they would ask us to get ready to go only to sit down for another round of coffee. what would i tell myself, at 10 years old? it’s okay. sit down with them too. take in the extra hour with your friend and her family. when you get home, write down every moment in your diary. one day you will be older and you will be waving goodbye to your best friend, and you will turn the key to start your beat up little car engine, and you will look back over your shoulder. her hair will be blowing in the wind and she will be beautiful and you will be, for a moment, struck by all of it. what you will feel is so wide and nameless that it will engulf you. and you will think of being 14 and kicking her under the table in math every time you wanted to whisper something behind the teacher’s back. you will think about how long the days felt, and how you could hold her hand whenever you wished, but you didn’t. and you will think about all of the people you could have lingered with. and you will wish, more than you have ever felt a wish, that the universe just gave you that - more time to linger. more time to say - i love you. i know i need to leave, but i don’t want to leave you. and when i go, i am leaving a piece of my heart that lingers too.

one more round of coffee. the days are so short, and you are so lovely.

bakwaaas

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” (mikko harvey)

darkestcinema

renaissance in the 21st century

blogitalianissimo

tinyphantomsalad

some more

kitsunebattleboxer

the WHAT??

personification-of-anxiety

okay, found her

whenstarsfall

some more good replies from the notes

whenstarsfall

camellianswer

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

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hellsbaby-deactivated20251129

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

tornandwretched-deactivated2024

me when my depressive episode is suddenly over

photosofyou

i’m only kidding unless you’re into it

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