SirenQuiet

ATLANTA!!!!!!!

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

LMFAO

I need a man nasty enough to finger me under the table but grown enough to send just because flowers to my job. Lmao.

This is one of my favorite routines and it’s sooooooo underrated.

Casual sex really is dead. I’m trying to travel, build and wake up to and with the same person. I’m tryna spoil the next person I’m with and keep it moving. Buy a house with a pool and wear their initial on a 22K chain 😂

Show me a nigga worth spoiling sis

I can also do all that and have casual sex with different women in every country. Buy a house, make that money and live my best life. Every person is different

Tumblr crushes always live somewhere dumb far and random as hell. Y’all be fine as fuck in Connecticut and Rhode Island.

Dating a female with a child is like playing another person’s saved game with the controller on high sensitivity.

And it's a fucking mistake!

‪The present moment version of yourself is the only one that matters. Be who you want to be, and let go of everything else that came before.‬

Relatable lesbian mood of the day: making tiny little flick knives for the crows to utilise, showing the crows my powerpoint of which politicians to kill, making little jumpers (for the crows), showing the crows how to mask up, being lesbian married (by the crow pope)

I was with you until that last part. The implication that crows are Catholic is offensive 

Crows don’t worship any god they can’t eat the corpse of, but if they find an *awesome hat* on top of some guy in Italy they’re gonna wear it and perform blasphemous religious services. That’s just nature.

Oh shit, you right

A huge part of catholicism is consuming the flesh and blood of christ. Now, crows don’t care for the other shit, but they can get in on tacky shiny religious paraphernalia and eating flesh, hence crow catholicism.

I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.