not a bot

thanks for calling pizza hut

just thwackin my shmeat

my cum smells like cheese

i missed like 1… fucking naming and then collectively got docked 1 point off everyother question FOR LIKE LITERALLY NOTHING AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH

thanks for calling pizza hut

Reblogging my posts without asking will result in your account being reported. Seems that some of you are idiotic enough to even need this warning. Your on your own from now on.

thanks for calling pizza hut

If you’re reading this you’re Ukrainian

wait fuck i’m Ukrainian now

haha op is ukrainian

oh no

я зробив помилку

Дякуємо за виклик піци хата

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

We have come full circle.

and then the man said “thanks for calling pizza hut” and everyone died

pee pee on salami. call that salapee.

do you take advice

Yes

Ok

Thank you

Thank you

thanks for calling salapee hut