Fucking prude.

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Also sometimes the purpose of a sex scene is to be titillating and that's, like, fine. You wouldn't go out there and argue that movies shouldn't have jokes unless they "serve a narrative purpose" because you understand that generally the purpose of a joke is to make the audience laugh and perhaps release some tension. Being horny is a normal human emotion like being amused or being scared and sometimes media is trying to evoke that particular emotion; the artist doesn't owe you a 30-page double-spaced justification for trying to make you feel something through their art. Your separation of horniness and sex from other emotions and experiences is sex negative and deeply ingrained in cultural conservatism.

You should not be Christian.

*yanks bible out of your hand like you're a teenager with a cigarette* that shit'll kill you one day

fishnets on fat bodies reblog if you agree

you people aren't CASTING

it would solve a lot of media discourse if people just accepted that sometimes certain things weren't made for them and that that's okay.

things i had in mind writing this: black butler fans who hate sebaciel, those guys who pitch a fit whenever a woman or a black person is in a video game, people who go into a horror story looking for fluffy lgbt rep, people who complain there are no girls in a joseimuke game or that there are no male characters in a yuri. those people who said Sinners wasn't "woke enough" because the characters weren't shippable. people who complain about "fanservice", people who ask "why did the author have to insert their fetish into this" about a fetish work, et cetera.