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tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

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what the fuck are my mutuals doing
Settlers of catan
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive
everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

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Thinking about my poor cooking teacher in 2016 who trusted us to not fuck around while she left the room and came back to me needing stitches because my hand slid down a knife blade when i stabbed a cutting board.
All i remember is i was calm and washing my hand while the rest of the class was freaking out over all the blood, i got to go home early tho.
Still cant get over the fact australian troops adopted a little french orphan during ww2 and made him their mascot, including giving him his own uniform. And then after the war they smuggled him home and one of the men adopted him into his established family.
The funny thing is they actually caught the troops smuggling the boy but due to "humanitarian concerns (over leaving the boy alone and orphaned)" they ignored it. The kid got married and lived his life after in australia.
Tik tok users forcing me to turn off comments for an accidental hit post bc they're doing everything in their power to misunderstand it to convince themselves my dad molested me bc thats somehow easier for them to understand than a dad loving his daughter and wanting to make sure she was showered and dressed after getting blackout drunk and throwing up all over herself instead of leaving me to pass out in the sweltering summer heat stewing in my own bile.
Like idk how i could have made it more clear that he just.. took me to the shower and wasnt the one bathing me and also????? Thats my dad??? Out of the hundreds in my life; he is one of two people that i would not be uncomfortable being bathed by???? My mother being the other??? That dude wiped shit and piss off my bare ass and vagina for the first two years of my life giving me a rinse off in the shower at 16 isnt a big deal.
Also that wasnt even the point of the post, the reason i told the story was because he went into my underwear drawer to get me a full outfit to wear after my shower and he found my sex toys by accident and was apparently so distraught he considered making me go to church and my mum told him he was an idiot. That was the funny joke. But god forbid a woman talk about jerking off so now ive got both the misogynist AND daddy issue retards up in my business.
Stupidest fucking people on earth dear god please give me a gun to shoot these apes with. Quick google me the best gun to use against a gorilla so i can get them point blank between the eyes.

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wow they werent lying the backrooms is a fantastic movie
You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it
but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.
Reblog if your ask box is open.
15 July 1944
I just dreamt a fake Pizza Hut ad. What the fuck is going on

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edit I made for the real ones
HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE