sugar honey iced tea

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

An erection is a physical sign of demons trying to possess your body

Going no contact with yourself

Bed time

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🦭

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

do u wanna play boyfriend and girlfriend

They don't have pussy in England