★Deja†

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

not stopping in the gym until i look like this

@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before

No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

This look was so iconic

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

I needed this

Is this foreal?

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