We had a good run

May you wake up with pointed ears, curled horns, sharp fangs, pitch black eyes, and whatever other inhuman parts you would like to have.

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

#is this a sheep herding dragon

No a sheep hoarding dragon

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

This is like the UK measuring inflation by the cost of Freddos

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem

he was in arthur.

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

This is true.

what were you doing in a falafel

Let a man live