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imagine you’re in a room with a group of nine other people & a poem is projected on the wall, you’re all given one minute to read it before the projector is shut off & you discuss; the poem gets at something inside you that you’ve never felt anything get at before & then the projector shuts off - the other nine people all smile at each other with the most insidious look of mutual knowing you’ve ever seen & all simultaneously begin relating around a very consistently shared general interpretation of the poem, just as probing as your own but disconnected from it in practically every way

astarion is just so pretty and endearing and easy to love. if i was dropped into the bg3 world and didn't die of any of the other horrifying things happening, i'd die of big heart eyes emoji disease. id get blown up bc i was too busy admiring his damn eyelashes to hear someone warn me about the trap i'm about to step in. he could hand me a poison (to coat my weapon in, obviously) and i'd be like "whatever you say, beautiful" without thinking twice and down it like a shot. my foolishness would be my downfall bc it'd make him laugh and the sound of it would eviscerate me. everyone would turn just in time to see my meatless skeleton crumpling to the ground if he gave so much as an exhale of amusement at something i'd said. if he asked for my blood, i would NOT hesitate to let this dude drain me so dry id be flat enough to fit through a mail slot. they could put a stamp on my forehead and mail me to baldurs gate to save time.

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

there’s something so fucking funny about the fact that astarion’s questline is called “the pale elf”. like. just imagine the most exciting part of your life’s story is written down and it’s just called “white boy”. come on now

I love baldurs gate but god is it not good for me. I wake up, i think about bg3. I go to bed, i read about bg3 and listen to the campfire music on youtube to mimimimi. All i wanna do is play baldurs gate

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all